§ She wasn’t faking her naiveté… she was a GENUINE INGENUE.
§ “I’ll show you that I can change my spots,” promised the PAROLED LEOPARD.
§ “My grandmother answered a phone call from ‘Microsoft’ and got scammed by some RUTHLESS HUSTLERS.”
§ “The very next day, my grandmother bought a million dollars worth of life insurance from some NAMELESS SALESMAN.”
§ Our friend Xander, the quantum physics major, was the dorm’s NERDIEST RESIDENT.
§ “Your leatherneck buddies have all gone home, but the AIRMEN REMAIN, MARINE!” taunted the drunken top-gun pilot.
§ The corner-cutting electrician often went shopping for DISCOUNT CONDUITS.
§ Felicity Huffman and Lori Laughlin apparently believe in AUCTIONED EDUCATION.
§ Cops say that nabbing the perpetrator at the scene of the crime is the RAREST ARREST.
§ If you don’t want your drinks to wobble, you have to sit at one of the STABLE TABLES.
§ In his Confessions, Augustine of Hippo (354-430 CE) portrayed himself as a sinner but he was SAINTED INSTEAD.
And you thought you wouldn’t have to learn anything today.
Confession: Forgive me Fathers and Mothers, it has been 8 months since I last compiled a photo album. I am not especially adept at nature photography, but I decided to work up 