⊗ Are vegetarians allowed to speak Pig Latin?
⊕ Has Tom Cruise ever taken one?
⊗ Do stuffed olives experience phantom pit syndrome?
⊕ Would people buy air fresheners if they were advertised for their real purpose?
⊗ Does every lampshade secretly hope to be worn on someone’s head someday?
⊕ Why did the cheese have to stand alone?
⊗ Can anyone tell the difference between Nebraska and Kansas?
⊕ Is it remotely possible that some American men are not jerks?
⊗ Have they invented a pill to cure opulence?
⊕ Do beef cattle sense the irony of their own vegetarianism?
⊗ Are discouraging words heard on the range more often than we care to admit?
⊕ Wasn’t the singer Meat Loaf originally known as Veg E. Trey?
⊗ Don’t two wrongs almost always make a third wrong?
⊕ Can watching too much HGTV make you want to install shiplap?
⊗ Has Elvis been alive all this time, while all the rest of us are dead?
⊕ Did salt and pepper understand what their partnership deal was all about?
⊗ Do Elon Musk’s good friends call him E? Or You’re Dead to Me?
⊕ Can woodchucks actually chuck wood or is this just a philosophical dead-end?
⊗ Is anything more satisfying than watching wrestling and eating a TV dinner?
⊕ Do UFOs really exist, or only the one that I’m on?
