Dear “Papa” John Schnatter:
I read you were having some trouble selling pizza this football season, losing some money. You know another tough way to make money? Being a black quarterback who thirty-one white owners (and one Pakistani-American owner) refuse to hire.
I have an idea. You know what would make your pizzas taste better? Kneeling on them.
On second thought, kneeling may not help. Your pizza, that is. But I invite you to try it. Kneeling, that is.
Regards, Colin
Ya’ know, I like Peyton Manning well enough but maybe having Mr. Kaepernick do a coupla new TV spots might boost sales. Wouldn’t do anything for improving that pizza’s taste appeal, though . . .
… or the appeal of its Trump-loving owner.