In the interest of being interesting, I am going to try something new.  Now and again, I will be posting a set of similarly-themed photos under the title “Shots at Large.”  By analogy to my “Thoughts at Large” posts, this will let me share my photos in a more casual context.

The theme of this edition is plant life.  As a photographer, I don’t think there is much to add to the visual treat that plants offer — the key is figuring out how not to ruin it, and as always the answer is lighting, lighting, lighting.

Move your cursor over the photo to pause the show, and click on the photo to see a larger version in a new tab.  There are nine images. [wppa type=”slide” album=”2″ size=”620″ align=”center”]Shots at Large[/wppa][wppa_set name=”wppa_slideshow_timeout” value=”5000″][/wppa_set]

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• What is energy?  I picture it as the distinction between existence and non-existence.  The dissipation of energy is the ongoing process of reconciling these states.

• When my mother made bacon-lettuce-and-tomato sandwiches, she always cut the bread on the diagonal.  She didn’t do this for baloney sandwiches or chipped ham sandwiches or any other type of sandwich except BLTs.  Naturally, I believe that the lunch world should do exactly what my mom did, and I am disappointed when I am served a BLT (or any other bacon-based sandwich) cut into rectangles.  It represents a lost opportunity in eating.

• Last week,Why Frames Tilt Forward I updated my article Why Frames Tilt Forward.  I had received comments on the original post as to how helpful it was, which got me to thinking: if people are actually reading this and relying on it, how sure am I that my math was right?  My doubts led me to tackle the problem all over again.  Luckily, I obtained the same answer as before but in a cleaner, more straightforward fashion, so I decided to edit the post and draw new charts.  And this time, I added a link to the solution so I would not forget it myself.

• I am pleased that Why Frames Tilt Forward is the first entry you will see if you search for why frames tilt and the third entry under frames tilt.  But you will not find it under tilt and please don’t ask why.

• I am liberal but not all liberals speak for me.  There exists a subset of liberals (as there are conservatives) who seem to be willing to parlay any promising but fragmentary set of facts into a narrative that advances their worldview.  Here I refer to the “clock invention” that 14-year-old Ahmed Mohamed brought to his Irving, Texas, high school last month.  President Obama tweeted “Cool clock, Ahmed.”  Hillary Clinton weighed in with “Ahmed, stay curious and keep building.”  But when it was shown that Ahmed had simply stuffed the innards of a vintage clock radio into a pencil case, what did we hear from Obama, Clinton and the news media?  Tick tock.

• Some products do get better over time.  My new paper shredder did not cost a lot but it can shred credit cards.  I just did one.  I watched it get chewed up and I was fascinated.

• On the other hand, it is incomprehensible why Google Mail does not allow people to share and synchronize contacts unless you are business clients.  My wife and I have separate Gmail accounts but wish to share an address book.  I’ve found that the only way to sync contacts between two accounts is to make all the edits on the primary account (an inconvenience for both parties), then delete the contacts on the secondary account and import the list from the primary.  In the process, the secondary account loses all its speed-dial icons, since images are not exported with the rest of the data.  And this software is from the same company that wants you to ride in driverless cars.

• Network news The Three Newseteersis one product that has not improved with time.  You have a choice of CBS Evening Drama with Scott Pelley, NBC Nightly Drama with Lester Holt, or ABC World Drama Tonight with David Muir.  What these three shows have in common, besides the drama, is how deftly they move on to the next story just before the viewer is about to learn something.

• If you don’t have a good time at an amusement park, they should give you a refun.

• The Pope of the Roman Catholic Church visits the United States for several days and is treated like the hottest celebrity on the planet.  It is too bad that we elevate individuals to act as our moral exemplars without leaving it at that — no, we also insist that moral people buy into the belief-in-invisible-beings thing and some arbitrary set of superstition-based rules and practices that were enshrined centuries ago.  Why must our culture weigh down good behavior with bad dogma?

• I have not watched Trevor Noah on the Daily Show yet.  Nothing against him, but I have been more interested in Stephen Colbert’s new show.  Speaking of which, I am still waiting for Colbert to drop the “character” he said he would retire at the end of The Colbert Report.  Seems to me that the same high-strung, high-ego persona has simply switched jobs, from conservative pundit to late-night talk show host.  I’m ready for Colbert to get more real and play it down.  And one audience chant of Ste-phen Ste-phen per show is enough, please.

• On that note, I end with a Fresh Market grocery ad that would have made Jay Leno proud:

Fresh Market Maryland Crabcake Ad

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This blog post is about a restaurant.  More specifically, it is about a restaurant where we often dined when visiting relatives in Hilton Head, South Carolina.  More precisely, it is about how the current management of the restaurant is failing.  Ultimately, it is about how hard it is for some to listen and learn.

The restaurant in question is Old Fort Pub, which neither looks like a fort or feels like a pub, but no matter.  I think that both management and customers would agree that the concept is “fine dining with a view” where the relative importance of dining and view is a matter of personal preference.

Without getting into details, I was not happy with our last visit to Old Fort Pub, and I wrote a review on TripAdvisor that outlined my concerns.  The view from the table was the same, but the quality of the food had declined and the staff had become pretentious and inflexible.  I had to assume there had been an ownership or management change, because so many elements of the dining experience were so different than I remembered.

One of the items I complained about in my review was the frenzied clearing of plates (and everything else on the table) once the bus staff noticed we were finishing our meals.  Here is what I wrote in my April 13, 2015, review:

I questioned the server about this afterwards and she gave us this explanation about “being a four star restaurant” they did not have a choice — “we have to clear a customer’s plate within 30 seconds of the person putting down his fork.” I never heard such a dumb rule in my life, and I told her that, and also told her that it was their choice whether to follow rules or please their customers.

Two days later, on April 15, 2015, a representative from Old Fort Pub posted a response to my TripAdvisor review.  I present their response below, in the first box.  In the second box, I present the restaurant’s response to another customer review (titled Bad Service) posted two months later, on June 22, 2015:

Thank you for taking the time to relay your dining experiences at the Old Fort Pub. I am dismayed and more than a bit embarrassed at the details of your visit. I have shared these details with our staff and our management team. They share my reaction and collectively with to send our sincere apologies. We strive for excellence on many levels but none is as important as our guest’s satisfaction.

It is evident that we failed to hit the mark on several levels. I can only tell you that this is certainly not how we run our business. Our intention is to give you a positive experience and hope that you will give us another try so that we may satisfy your expectations.

Your comments are well received, thank you again for the time you took to help us understand our shortcomings. If at any time you are not happy in our restaurant, please immediately ask for a manager, we are here to help and will always do our best to make sure your experience is enjoyable.

 

Thank you for taking the time to relay your dining experiences at the Old Fort Pub. I am dismayed and more than a bit embarrassed at the details of your visit. I have shared these details with our staff and our management team. They share my reaction and collectively with to send our sincere apologies. We strive for excellence on many levels but none is as important as our guest’s satisfaction.

It is evident that we failed to hit the mark on several levels. I can only tell you that this is certainly not how we run our business.

Your comments are well received, thank you again for the time you took to help us understand our shortcomings. We will make sure nothing like this will occur again.

 

One good sign that the managers of a restaurant have more important priorities than you is when they use a form letter to respond to criticism.  Another sign is when they pay lip service to criticism but do nothing to change how they operate.  To wit, I had ended my April 13 review with this comment:

…the attitude says to me that [the establishment] is more concerned with stars and accoutrements of “fine dining” than what they used to do, which was serve great food at usual fine restaurant prices in a gorgeous setting without the pretentious-factor.

The management of Old Fort Pub must have disagreed with my assessment, because a few weeks later they again brandished their stars in a response to another TripAdvisor review:

We are delighted you enjoyed the Bouillabaisse, it’s my favorite as well.   We do have to keep our service and menu standards high to be held accountable to the AAA Four diamond standards.

With such an inflated concern for their reputation, one might think that the restaurant had been taken over by Donald Trump.  Perhaps that is who they would rather be serving.

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