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Instant Debate Analysis
Posted on October 3, 2012 by CHC   ᐃ ᐁ

President Obama said, “My turd doesn’t really smell.  And I have independent experts who agree with me.”  Meanwhile, Mitt Romney rolled his turd in confectionery sugar so that you couldn’t tell it was a turd.  So whose turd won?

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Taking The Constitution At Its Word
Posted on August 2, 2012 by CHC   ᐃ ᐁ

The number of times various words appear in the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights:

God: 0
Jesus: 0
Church: 0
Bible: 0
Slave: 0
Person/People: 33
Citizen: 11
Right: 6
Money: 6
Property: 3
Corporation/Company: 0

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    Too Much to Dream
    Posted on March 10, 2012 by CHC   ᐃ ᐁ

    “That’s what faces us, the danger of compromise.”

    Said by one muscular man fighting another man over a car (with a little girl inside) in a post-apocalyptic movie I was dreaming this morning.  They were using spiked billy clubs on each other and on the windows of the car.

    I woke up right after that line was spoken, so I’m afraid I can’t say who won the fight or what happened to the little girl.  If you can dream up an ending, let me know.

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