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There, fixed it.

“Volodymyr, you ignorant slut!”

In a move certain to be challenged in a real court (unlike a Florida court or a tennis court), President/Ex-President/President-Redux Trump today announced sweeping tariffs on any humor that makes fun of him or those whom he claims to represent.

So, with a heavy heart, I have made the decision to no longer say anything that is remotely sarcastic or satirical about the Trump administration, Elon Musk, the hair-and-makeup artists for Pam Bondi, Tulsi Gabbard and Kristi Noem, or Pete Hesgeth’s public-relations team, which must now out-number the remaining staff at USAID.  The sad fact is, I can’t afford to pay tariffs on something that makes no money for me but only a laugh.

President Trump, I bow to your superiority in navigating and exploiting American culture.  You are not funny and I will not make fun of you or your cadre ever again.