What did the snake
say to the mouse?
“I’m going to demolish
your tidy White House!”
What did the fox
say to the grape?
“Can you believe it,
they accused me of rape!”
What did the rabbit
say to the stew?
“I didn’t get cooked,
now the heat is on you!”
What did the wolf
say to his pack?
“I’m going to send
every one of them back!”
What did the orange
say to the pear?
“No one can stop me,
not even Up There!”
What did the jackal
say to the calf?
“I sacrifice you
on America’s behalf.”

Very clever… and depressing.
I’d laugh, but I can’t because this is all too depressing . . .