Sweet Carolina Nothings

♥  You’re the gravy on my grits.

♥  I’d poke a sleeping bear for you.

♥  You got more fire in you than a jar of ‘shine.

♥  A minute with you is nicer than a whole day at Dollywood.

♥  You rev the engine in my pickup.

♥  When we’re together it’s like Elvis came back.

♥  Mama was just plain wrong about you.

♥  You make me feel like doing donuts in the RV.

♥  Hens laid chicken nuggets the day you were born.

♥  You sparkle like a Sunday morning shoeshine.

♥  I love you to Walmart and back.

♥  You grabbed my heart so hard my ribs got smoked.

♥  I put your picture on my fridge right next to Dale Earnhardt Jr.

♥  You’re sweeter than the tea at Shoney’s.

♥  Why don’t we head up the mountain and I’ll make a pass.

♥  God, country, okra and you.

 

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6 responses to Sweet Carolina Nothings

  1. Sue Collins says:

    I’ll make fried green tomatoes for you any day! We don’t need sweet tea–we have each other!

  2. Rob says:

    Now, that’s love! And who says you can’t put Southern in a Northern boy? I mean, like, who?

  3. Mary says:

    You are both better than Emerson!

  4. Dorothy says:

    I thought I was already subscribed!! If not, I’m happy to be reconnected 😘

    “Mama was just plain wrong about you” – hilarious!!! xoxo

  5. Emily says:

    Your love doth overflow like that of the chocolate fountain of the Golden Corale.

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