Explore Asheville says that the little town I live in, including its coves and hollers, has twenty-one craft breweries. I decided it is time to make it an even twenty-two. So I am pleased to announce the very latest and certainly greatest arrival on the Asheville brew scene: The 100 Billionth Pilsener.
The 100 Billionth Pilsener is neither light or heavy. It has just the right amount of hops, citrus (or not, if you hate citrus) and malt notes. It will please anyone who rides into town wanting to sample the most highly-touted brew anyone here can tout. It is an honest Appalachian beer, served in authentic farm-to-table glassware and marketed by people who are paid lower salaries because they live in Western North Carolina but tolerate the low pay because they dig the scene.
The 100 Billionth Pilsener. A brew that stands apart from all the other brews that say they stand apart but only manage to stand a step or two away, down the dank dark hall on the way to the restroom. Unusual. Imaginary. The Ale for Y’All. Holler for it.
Would that I could, I would holler ‘n swaller.
I’m sorry, I misspoke. I should have said quarry-to-table glassware, a much better joke.
Interesting blog Agent Collins! You making the Pilsner or just announcing it?
By all means, let’s get together sometime!
Agent Sands (for security reasons Agent Collins and I can not divulge who we work for and our annual compensation 🙂