The title of this blog is The 100 Billionth Person.  But it could be otherwise.  You could have your name, or your cause, or your product placement, whatever, at the very top of this very blog.  All it takes is your winning bid.  If the Asheville Art Museum is desperate enough to sell the naming rights to the sidewalk in front of its entrance for one million dollars, I can be convinced to do something similar — in the name of art, of course.

So, the bidding starts at a million dollars.  Any title is fine, as long it is not disparaging or longer than thirty characters.  For example, “Rush Limbaugh is God, according to the Mean and Bitter People who Listen to Him” would be disqualified as a title, since it is more than thirty characters long.  “Dick Cheney is Gay for Torture”  is also disqualified, since it is disparaging and insulting to gay people.  You get the idea.  You may post your bids and your proposed titles for this blog in the comment section.  Good luck.