Things only stupid people would say (but did):

“Our blacks are better than their blacks.  Ours are more impressive, there is no question about that.” — Ann Coulter, professional stupid person

“[Herman Cain] is a Southern populist who … is an authentic black conservative.  For this, he is being politically lynched by liberals in the media.  All that’s missing is the noose and the tree.” — Jeffrey Kuhner, Washington Times columnist

“I do not see the same set of circumstances existing with the Hispanic population here that existed with the black population.  We’ve never had Hispanic slavery, for example.  We do not have institutionalized hatred of this country being taught in Hispanic households.” — Rush Limbaugh, stupidity addict

“We need to see some dead thugs littering the landscape in Atlanta.  We need to see the next guy who tries to carjack you shot dead right where he stands.  We need more dead thugs in this city.  Let their mamas say, ‘He was a good boy.  He just fell in with a crowd.’ And then lock her ass up.” — Neil Boortz, radio hatemonger

“One of the things about Herman Cain is, I think that he makes that white Republican base of the party feel okay, feel like they are not racist because they can like this guy… they like him because they think he’s a black man who knows his place.  I know that’s harsh, but that’s how it sure seems to me.” — Karen Finney, left-wing strategist

“Herman Cain, if he became President, he would be the first black President when you measure it by — because he doesn’t — does he have a white mother, white father, grandparents, no, right?” — Laura Ingraham, right-wing potshot artist

Laura Ingraham also claims Facebook is making kids stupid.  And what’s her excuse?