Apparently, the world we know and love is coming to an end this Saturday, May 21, 2011. They are calling this Judgment Day.  Well, I’m going to make a bold prediction.  Most of us are going to wake up Sunday morning as if nothing happened, because nothing did.

The readership of this blog will explode on Sunday when millions of sweaty, relieved people discover that I predicted this very outcome.  If only more of you listened to me.