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I have had to remove the email update notification feature from The 100 Billionth Person.  Apparently, some internet services (like AOL) have decided that my notification messages are spam.  This has caused other email sent from my chcollins.com account to be rejected at the destination.

It is sad that services like AOL and SpamCop cannot distinguish between a spammer who sends out a million emails and a blog subscription service with less than ten subscribers, but until I find a better way to notify readers of updates, you will need to visit more often.   Sorry for the inconvenience.

Update: 6/2/2013

I can think of two ways that my update notices and other email may have come to be treated as spam by internet services.  My best guess as to the cause: my wife may have clicked on a malware link in an email that harvested her email address, as well as the addresses of those in her address book.  A spammer would then use her email address as the fake source of the spam.  Spam detection services (“spam cops”) would then put my wife’s email address on a blacklist, preventing her email from reaching its destination.  Since she has a chcollins.com account, other email from chcollins.com would also be suspect.

It is also possible (and likely) that robots attempted to “subscribe” to my blog using a fake email address.  My subscription app would then send out a confirmation email, providing a spammer my blog email address and my server IP address.  Again, the spammer could use my email information to send spam and thus poison my account.

I keep thinking, I’m just a little guy on the internet, who would want to bother with me?  But I have come to realize that it is the little guys who are the most vulnerable, for that very reason.  We are easy marks.  This isn’t your 1999 world wide web, Dorothy.

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After careful deliberation, I also have decided not to run for re-election to the House of Representatives in 2014.  I know, I know, I am not now a Representative — but I only follow in the footsteps of Michele Bachmann, who is also not very Representative.

My decision not to run has nothing to do with my prospects for being elected, which are so miniscule as to call to mind the Planck Length.  (For those of you not versed in physics, the Planck Length is the smallest possible distance between any two points in our universe.)

Physicists rarely get elected to public office.  Officials like Ms. Bachmann make a point of the fact that they don’t believe in physics and, without flinching, make statements that turn logic upside down.  This is why I cannot run for office in 2014.  Like Ms. Bachmann, I have more logical things to do, things that are more lucrative than anything anyone could possibly elect me to do.  Michele and I are ready to ring-ding-ding that cash register of fame.

Someone, anyone, call Fox News and tell them I’m available.  Sarah Palin had her chance, now it’s my turn to make a few right-wing bucks.  Don’t worry, I can dumb it down.  Planck Length?  Oh, it’s about eight feet, blindfolded.  With a parrot on your shoulder.  And Barack Obama is forcing us to walk this plank, at swordpoint, to buy health insurance and submit to life-threatening vaccines.  Is this insanity or what?  Am I hired?

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