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The New York Times reported today (March 15) that two US Senators, John Kennedy (R) of Louisiana and Catherine Cortez Masto (D) of Nevada, “introduced a bill … to prohibit airlines from storing animals in overhead compartments.  The bill is called Welfare of Our Furry Friends Act, or WOOFF.”  The senators did this in response to the highly-publicized March 12 incident in which a passenger’s bulldog died on a United Airlines flight.

Meanwhile.  There has been no equivalent response at the federal level to the shootings of dozens of American school children this year, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that.  So the non-existent bill introduced by no senators this week is called Total Disregard for Human Lives to Appease Gun Fetishists Act, or BULLSHIT.

Hmm.  Did I make a mistake on that acronym?  Correct me if I’m wrong.

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Bite Me!

From the Department of Bad Statistics:  The New York Times just published an article titled “Afraid of Snakes? Wasps and Dogs are Deadlier.”  It supports this claim by citing the number of deaths due to encounters with various animals between 2008 and 2015. According to the article, the number of Americans who died from snakebites during this period was 48, compared to 272 from dogs and 478 from stinging insects.

Even if we agree that wasps and dogs caused more deaths over this timeframe, they are not necessarily deadlier.  Most people have far fewer encounters with snakes than with bees (whose food sources are everywhere) or dogs (whose owners are everywhere).  I may spot a snake around here every two or three years.  And when I do, I give them a far wider berth than I do dogs.  Both of these factors are likely to play a part in the relatively low number of snakebite deaths among the general population, compared to those from bees or dogs.

I think the New York Times could have framed this story in a less sensational and more informative way, but it just goes to show how journalists and scientists have different aims and often abide by different rules.  Afraid of scientists?  Journalists are deadlier!

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Assorted thoughts about sexism and sexual misconduct since my last post on this topic:

⊗ Comedian Sarah Silverman told a reporter from The Guardian, “There are jokes I made 15 years ago I would absolutely not make today.”  I understand why she said this but there may be less to her statement than meets the eye.  I would ask, was there ever a time when Sarah’s statement was not true?   I think that even the conservative Bob Hope — were he still around to answer  — would acknowledge having made jokes in 1960 that he would not have told in 1975.  I suggest that what we laugh at and what we cringe from measures the rate of change in our culture.

⊗ In the early 1970s, I drew two cartoons for our college newspaper that had blatantly sexist punchlines.  I got well-deserved blowback for those items in the letters-to-the-editor of the newspaper.  At the time, I responded to that feedback with defensiveness, as a cover for my personal embarassment, immaturity and confusion.  Eventually I would walk away from the 1970s college culture dominated by The National Lampoon, Saturday Night Live and R. Crumb, but for a good while, and to my discredit, I pretty much went along with that post-modern sexism.  I never embraced it but I didn’t question others about it either.

⊗ Al Franken not only absorbed but helped shape this culture.  He was a member of the writing staff of SNL when guest host Buck Henry played his now-infamous “Uncle Roy” character, the babysitter who took photos of his nieces as they slid down the banister in their nighties.  While Franken did not write that sketch, he was a full-on particpant in SNL‘s early mission to obliterate any and all boundaries of comedy and taste.  The first time I heard the word areola on television was the SNL skit pitting Dan Aykroyd against Jane (You Ignorant Slut) Curtin.  The first time I saw brain tumors used as a comedy bit was another SNL skit with Tom Davis and Al Franken.  It is not a big stretch to suggest that Al Franken was accustomed to (and was rewarded for) disrespecting boundaries.

⊗ I don’t want this commentary to be about pointing fingers.  Instead, without making excuses, I would say that the times that baby-boomers grew up in were incredibly sexist.  We can’t walk that back.  Some men grew out of it faster than others.  Some never have and some never will.  Sadly, many women will have to be on their guard for a long, long time and many men — beyond the celebrity revelations — will never be held to account.

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