Yearly Archives: 2024

The Unpopular Vote
Posted on November 30, 2024 by CHC   ᐃ ᐁ

This diagram accurately reflects the popular vote totals and margin of victory in the 2024 presidential election. In case you’ve been feeling like you’re the only sane person in town.

 
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Great Moments in Sea-Faring
Posted on November 16, 2024 by CHC   ᐃ ᐁ

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Mar-a-Lago Mother Goose
Posted on November 15, 2024 by CHC   ᐃ ᐁ

What did the snake
say to the mouse?
“I’m going to demolish
your tidy White House!”

What did the fox
say to the grape?
“Can you believe it,
they accused me of rape!”

What did the rabbit
say to the stew?
“I didn’t get cooked,
now the heat is on you!”

What did the wolf
say to his pack?
“I’m going to send
every one of them back!”

What did the orange
say to the pear?
“No one can stop me,
not even Up There!”

What did the jackal
say to the calf?
“I sacrifice you
on America’s behalf.”

 

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