§ She wasn’t faking her naiveté… she was a GENUINE INGENUE.
§ “I’ll show you that I can change my spots,” promised the PAROLED LEOPARD.
§ “My grandmother answered a phone call from ‘Microsoft’ and got scammed by some RUTHLESS HUSTLERS.”
§ “The very next day, my grandmother bought a million dollars worth of life insurance from some NAMELESS SALESMAN.”
§ Our friend Xander, the quantum physics major, was the dorm’s NERDIEST RESIDENT.
§ “Your leatherneck buddies have all gone home, but the AIRMEN REMAIN, MARINE!” taunted the drunken top-gun pilot.
§ The corner-cutting electrician often went shopping for DISCOUNT CONDUITS.
§ Felicity Huffman and Lori Laughlin apparently believe in AUCTIONED EDUCATION.
§ Cops say that nabbing the perpetrator at the scene of the crime is the RAREST ARREST.
§ If you don’t want your drinks to wobble, you have to sit at one of the STABLE TABLES.
§ In his Confessions, Augustine of Hippo (354-430 CE) portrayed himself as a sinner but he was SAINTED INSTEAD.
And you thought you wouldn’t have to learn anything today.
I love “word play.” Thanks.
I’ve always loved anagrams! I marvel at the Jeopardy! Contestants when it’s in the category responses … thanks!!
It made my brain tired!
Pretty witty, dad!
(My only word skill is alliteration)
Cheers to whoever can find a palindromic anagram.
“Mommy keeps my good-behavior treats in the REWARD-DRAWER,” explained the little girl.
Cheers! My best was “Hurry up, honey! Don’t be a LAG GAL!”.
The note before “do” is “ti”. It is easy to remember, just think of that Julie Andrews movie.
Cigar, Collins.
How long did it take you to come up with all these???
Hats off to ya!