• If cats ate their weight in mosquitoes every day, I might excuse their existence.
• Cats would not be as popular if they were harder to spell.
• The best thing about the musical “Cats” is that there are no actual cats in it.
• The part of King Joffrey in “Game of Thrones” was originally written for a cat.
• When cats hiss, it is because the snakes that live inside them are trying to escape.
• If cats played chess, they would first torment the pieces they captured and then casually drop them at their opponent’s feet.
• It is no coincidence that the Edison lamp socket is the same diameter as a cat’s tail.
• We say scat when we see a cat because it isn’t polite to say shit.
• Cats belong in the wild, where they can satisfy their hunting instincts. I suggest Mars.
• There is a special place in Hell for cat-haters — it’s called Heaven.
• Cats like to sleep in your bed so they can be first in line the day you don’t wake up.
• No cats were harmed in the writing of this post. Insulted, yes, but what do they care?
My name is Emily, and I also hate cats (“Hi, Emily”). I think that cats are actually known to bring their kill to their “master”. Not quite/at all related, but today at the zoo, Henrik mistook the asian lantern exhibit of mammoth for elephants. I didn’t want to tell him so bluntly that mammoths don’t exist anymore, that they are all dead, so I said “Mammoths don’t live on this earth anymore”. And then Nate said, “Or on any other planet”. 😂
LOL!
Exactly!
It’s mean-spirited & misinformed comments/attitudes such as these that fed the near cat-extermination during the Middle Ages. During that time, the independence of cats and the fact that wise & sensitive women enjoyed the company of cats, prompted the Catholic Church and their superstitious followers to methodically search for and exterminate cats as “familiars” of witches & incarnates of demons. The resulting massive loss within the population of “mousers” led to an overpopulation of rats & fleas that spread the Bubonic Plague, which eventually resulted in 2/3 of Europe’s population dying horrific deaths. Say what you will. cats are more intriguing companions than dogs….and both species are usually more loyal than people, lol!
Thank you. You expressed this so well as I had just seen a documentary on this fact.