{"id":989,"date":"2011-06-10T10:54:17","date_gmt":"2011-06-10T14:54:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/?p=989"},"modified":"2022-08-01T07:43:23","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T11:43:23","slug":"i-will-miss-the-u-s-open-this-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2011\/06\/i-will-miss-the-u-s-open-this-year\/","title":{"rendered":"I Will Also Miss the U.S. Open This Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I regret to tell my readers that I will not be able to play in the U.S. Open golf tournament this year, mostly because I suck.\u00a0  If I attempted to play in this year&#8217;s tournament, I would risk further injury to my pride, and tournament officials would escort me from the course.  Also, given the condition of my swing, I would probably lose at least three dozen golf balls (and that adds up, even when you buy them at Wal-Mart).<\/p>\n<p>Like millions of others, I will have to be content to watch the Open on television this year.\u00a0 I will resume my pursuit of Jack Nicklaus&#8217;s record if I ever improve, which is unlikely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I regret to tell my readers that I will not be able to play in the U.S. Open golf tournament this year, mostly because I suck.\u00a0 If I attempted to play in this year&#8217;s tournament, I would risk further injury &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2011\/06\/i-will-miss-the-u-s-open-this-year\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-creativity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=989"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3696,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989\/revisions\/3696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}