{"id":848,"date":"2011-04-06T21:07:28","date_gmt":"2011-04-07T01:07:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/?p=848"},"modified":"2022-08-01T07:43:23","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T11:43:23","slug":"pants-on-fire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2011\/04\/pants-on-fire\/","title":{"rendered":"Pants on Fire!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.post-gazette.com\/pg\/11096\/1137342-100.stm?cmpid=MOSTEMAILEDBOX\">Pittsburgh Post-Gazette<\/a>, April 6, 2011:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;An eighth grader at Arsenal Middle School escaped serious injury on  Monday when a classmate set his pants on fire with a lighter he said he  found in a bathroom, an arson investigator said Tuesday.\u00a0 The 14-year-old boy was charged with arson and reckless endangerment.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>First: an <em>arson investigator<\/em>?\u00a0 Really?\u00a0 Someone thought this was a case of <em>arson<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>Second: you no doubt made note where the incident took place: <em>Arsenal Middle School.<\/em> Great school traditions.\u00a0 The basketball team mascot is a hand-grenade.\u00a0 Ninth-graders with a B average get to use tasers.\u00a0 The senior class song is &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DcJac6OykfM\">Hunka Hunka Burning Love<\/a>&#8220;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, April 6, 2011: &#8220;An eighth grader at Arsenal Middle School escaped serious injury on Monday when a classmate set his pants on fire with a lighter he said he found in a bathroom, an arson investigator &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2011\/04\/pants-on-fire\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=848"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3820,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848\/revisions\/3820"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}