{"id":82,"date":"2010-10-21T20:35:27","date_gmt":"2010-10-22T00:35:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/?p=82"},"modified":"2022-08-01T07:43:26","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T11:43:26","slug":"grrrr-ate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2010\/10\/grrrr-ate\/","title":{"rendered":"Grrrr&#8230;ate!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What good is having your own blog if you can&#8217;t rant once in a while?<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s start with a joke.<\/p>\n<p>Q: What does the sado-masochistic kid want to be when he grows up?\u00a0 A: Telemarketer.\u00a0 You annoy the hell out of people and then they hang up on you, what could be better?<\/p>\n<p>Today I got the ninth call on my cell-phone from 702-554-1465 in the last two months.\u00a0 The calls are made by a telemarketer on behalf of the newspaper in the town where I grew up\u00a0 &#8212;\u00a0 I had the newspaper delivered to my mother in California while she was alive.\u00a0 And in spite of my protests, they persist in thinking I want to renew my subscription.<\/p>\n<p>A while ago, I saved their number in my cell-phone under &#8220;Telemarketer&#8221; so that I would know when they were calling.\u00a0 Tonight when I saw them pop up on my screen, I answered and did the old &#8220;I asked you before to stop calling me, the next time you call I will write to the State Attorney General, so remove me from your list!&#8221; routine.<\/p>\n<p>Now, the truth be told, I have no idea who our State Attorney General is.\u00a0 I hope that he or she has <a href=\"http:\/\/ncdoj.gov\/Consumer\/Telephone-and-Do-Not-Call.aspx\">better things to do<\/a> than chase down annoying people who call me.<\/p>\n<p>I will update this entry if and when the calls continue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What good is having your own blog if you can&#8217;t rant once in a while? Let&#8217;s start with a joke. Q: What does the sado-masochistic kid want to be when he grows up?\u00a0 A: Telemarketer.\u00a0 You annoy the hell out &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2010\/10\/grrrr-ate\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interests"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2147,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions\/2147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}