{"id":6326,"date":"2013-10-31T16:38:45","date_gmt":"2013-10-31T20:38:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/?p=6326"},"modified":"2022-08-01T07:43:11","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T11:43:11","slug":"archaeology-news-missing-link-discovered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2013\/10\/archaeology-news-missing-link-discovered\/","title":{"rendered":"Archaeology News: &#8220;Missing Link&#8221; Discovered"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/jackoman.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6327\" style=\"margin-top: -4px;\" title=\"Scary Man - Click to Enlarge\" src=\"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/jackoman-300x298.jpg\" alt=\"Missing Link in Human Evolution Discovered\" width=\"300\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/jackoman-300x298.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/jackoman-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/jackoman.jpg 406w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><small>ERBIL PROVINCE, KURDISTAN<\/small> (Oct. 31) &#8212; Renowned archaeologist R. Daneel Olivaw\u00a0 announced today that his team discovered a fossil that represents the &#8220;missing link&#8221; in human evolution.\u00a0 The team has named this being &#8220;Scary Man&#8221; and they position it in the evolutionary tree somewhere between algae and Sarah Palin.\u00a0 Like Ms. Palin, the fossil was remarkably well-preserved for its age.\u00a0 The dig team calls this particular specimen &#8220;Jack&#8221; because its odd grin reminds them of Jack &#8220;Doctor Death&#8221; Kevorkian.<\/p>\n<p>We wish to thank the Smithsonian Institution of Washington, D.C., now back in business after the government shutdown, for providing this artist rendition of what &#8220;Scary Man&#8221; may have looked like when he roamed the earth:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/scary.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-6330\" title=\"Scary Man - Artist Rendition\" src=\"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/scary-640x453.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"453\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/scary-640x453.jpg 640w, https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/scary-300x212.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/scary.jpg 918w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ERBIL PROVINCE, KURDISTAN (Oct. 31) &#8212; Renowned archaeologist R. Daneel Olivaw\u00a0 announced today that his team discovered a fossil that represents the &#8220;missing link&#8221; in human evolution.\u00a0 The team has named this being &#8220;Scary Man&#8221; and they position it in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2013\/10\/archaeology-news-missing-link-discovered\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6326"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6337,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6326\/revisions\/6337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}