{"id":36206,"date":"2026-05-18T16:17:22","date_gmt":"2026-05-18T20:17:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/?p=36206"},"modified":"2026-05-18T16:17:22","modified_gmt":"2026-05-18T20:17:22","slug":"bears-3-nice-things-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2026\/05\/bears-3-nice-things-0\/","title":{"rendered":"Bears 3, Nice Things 0"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>A couple of rowdy bears decided to send us a message yesterday &#8212; this is <em>our<\/em> yard now, so no more birds and no more birdhouses, get it?<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-36248 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/PXL_20260518-640x434.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"434\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/PXL_20260518-640x434.jpg 640w, https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/PXL_20260518-300x203.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/PXL_20260518-768x520.jpg 768w, https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/PXL_20260518-1536x1041.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/PXL_20260518-2048x1388.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/PXL_20260518-1320x894.jpg 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p>The birdhouse had been there for years &#8212; don&#8217;t know why they decided to destroy it now.<\/p>\r\n<p>[For earlier installments in this saga of suburban destruction, see <a href=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2013\/06\/bear-vs-serviceberry\/\">here<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2013\/06\/bears-vs-serviceberry-game-two\/\">here<\/a>.]<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of rowdy bears decided to send us a message yesterday &#8212; this is our yard now, so no more birds and no more birdhouses, get it? The birdhouse had been there for years &#8212; don&#8217;t know why they &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2026\/05\/bears-3-nice-things-0\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interests"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36206"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36250,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36206\/revisions\/36250"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}