{"id":33881,"date":"2024-11-15T19:27:49","date_gmt":"2024-11-16T00:27:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/?p=33881"},"modified":"2024-11-15T20:22:45","modified_gmt":"2024-11-16T01:22:45","slug":"mar-a-lago-mother-goose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2024\/11\/mar-a-lago-mother-goose\/","title":{"rendered":"Mar-a-Lago Mother Goose"},"content":{"rendered":"

What did the snake
\nsay to the mouse?
\n“I’m going to demolish<\/span>
\nyour tidy White House!”<\/span><\/p>\n

What did the fox
\nsay to the grape?
\n“Can you believe it,<\/span>
\nthey accused me of rape!”<\/span><\/p>\n

What did the rabbit
\nsay to the stew?
\n“I didn’t get cooked,<\/span>
\nnow the heat is on you!”<\/span><\/p>\n

What did the wolf
\nsay to his pack?
\n“I’m going to send<\/span>
\nevery one of them back!”<\/span><\/p>\n

What did the orange
\nsay to the pear?
\n“No one can stop me,<\/span>
\nnot even Up There!”<\/span><\/p>\n

What did the jackal
\nsay to the calf?
\n“I sacrifice you<\/span>
\non America’s behalf.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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