{"id":31111,"date":"2023-09-03T19:47:21","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T23:47:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/?p=31111"},"modified":"2023-09-04T08:41:21","modified_gmt":"2023-09-04T12:41:21","slug":"things-you-season-because-thats-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2023\/09\/things-you-season-because-thats-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Things You Season Because You&#8217;re You"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>I always sprinkle crushed red pepper flakes on my pizza and pasta.<\/p>\r\n<p>I always add a few shakes of salt to homemade turkey-lettuce-mayo sandwiches.<\/p>\r\n<p>I always douse cottage cheese with salt and pepper, especially pepper, until the mound of cottage cheese takes on the appearance of a volcanic range.<\/p>\r\n<p>I always put horseradish sauce on my burgers and Arby&#8217;s roast beef sandwiches, after which I take my chances.<\/p>\r\n<p>I always shake more salt and pepper on fried or scrambled eggs, even after my spouse says she has already salted and peppered them.<\/p>\r\n<p>And yes, I have added pepper to steak au poivre.<\/p>\r\n<p>When I make tuna salad &#8212; and it&#8217;s rare that I get to make it &#8212; I always add curry.<\/p>\r\n<p>I always add about 1\/3 teaspoon of sugar to my coffee, as more would be too sweet and less would be too bitter.\u00a0 And only a dollop of half-and-half please.\u00a0 Adding skim milk to coffee is a crime against javacity.<\/p>\r\n<p>I always butter each individual pancake in a stack of pancakes.<\/p>\r\n<p>If there is excess onion or scallion flavor in a dish &#8212; and almost any amount is too much for me &#8212; I try to mentally subtract it, as if the onion was somehow added by mistake.<\/p>\r\n<p>When I was a kid, I salted watermelon because that&#8217;s what my dad did.\u00a0 It took me years to stop parroting him and decide that watermelon tasted great on its own.<\/p>\r\n<p>I always add something to my martini.\u00a0 If we have cherries or raspberries, it&#8217;s those.\u00a0 Otherwise it&#8217;s a couple of olives.\u00a0 Otherwise a lemon peel.\u00a0 Otherwise I see something 1920&#8217;s elegant in the angle of the glass and drink it with that mental embellishment.<\/p>\r\n<p>So, what might be your seasoning rituals?<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always sprinkle crushed red pepper flakes on my pizza and pasta. I always add a few shakes of salt to homemade turkey-lettuce-mayo sandwiches. I always douse cottage cheese with salt and pepper, especially pepper, until the mound of cottage &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2023\/09\/things-you-season-because-thats-you\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interests"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31111"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31131,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31111\/revisions\/31131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}