\u2297\u00a0 Are vegetarians allowed to speak Pig Latin?<\/p>\r\n
\u2295\u00a0 Has Tom Cruise ever taken one?<\/p>\r\n
\u2297\u00a0 Do stuffed olives experience phantom pit syndrome?<\/p>\r\n
\u2295\u00a0 Would people buy air fresheners if they were advertised for their real purpose?<\/p>\r\n
\u2297\u00a0 Does every lampshade secretly hope to be worn on someone’s head someday?<\/p>\r\n
\u2295\u00a0 Why did the cheese have to stand alone?<\/p>\r\n
\u2297\u00a0 Can anyone tell the difference between Nebraska and Kansas?<\/p>\r\n
\u2295\u00a0 Is it remotely possible that some American men are not jerks?<\/p>\r\n
\u2297\u00a0 Have they invented a pill to cure opulence?<\/p>\r\n
\u2295\u00a0 Do beef cattle sense the irony of their own vegetarianism?<\/p>\r\n
\u2297\u00a0 Are discouraging words heard on the range more often than we care to admit?<\/p>\r\n
\u2295\u00a0 Wasn’t the singer Meat Loaf originally known as Veg E. Trey?<\/p>\r\n
\u2297\u00a0 Don’t two wrongs almost always make a third wrong?<\/p>\r\n
\u2295\u00a0 Can watching too much HGTV make you want to install shiplap<\/a>?<\/p>\r\n \u2297\u00a0 Has Elvis been alive all this time, while all the rest of us are dead?<\/p>\r\n \u2295\u00a0 Did salt and pepper understand what their partnership deal was all about?<\/p>\r\n \u2297\u00a0 Do Elon Musk’s good friends call him E<\/em>?\u00a0 Or You’re Dead to Me<\/em>?<\/p>\r\n \u2295\u00a0 Can woodchucks actually chuck wood or is this just a philosophical dead-end?<\/p>\r\n \u2297\u00a0 Is anything more satisfying than watching wrestling and eating a TV dinner?<\/p>\r\n \u2295\u00a0 Do UFOs really exist, or only the one that I’m on?<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u2297\u00a0 Are vegetarians allowed to speak Pig Latin? \u2295\u00a0 Has Tom Cruise ever taken one? \u2297\u00a0 Do stuffed olives experience phantom pit syndrome? \u2295\u00a0 Would people buy air fresheners if they were advertised for their real purpose? \u2297\u00a0 Does every … Continue reading