What better way to waste a few seconds of your time today than with this short collection of write-your-own-ending limericks?\u00a0 Pick the last lines you like best, or invent your own.<\/p>\n
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My zoo friend, Sir \u00c7edric Gorilla (1) “Of fran\u00e7ais<\/em> I have learned a scintilla!” B.<\/p>\n One day in the House of Kardashian (1) “This dustrag is sooo<\/em> out-of-fashion!” C.<\/p>\n Mister Paranoid wailed to his shrink, (1) “It’s the trolls hiding under your sink.” D.<\/p>\n Jos\u00e9, guacamole aficionado, (1) “How dare you muck up my tostado!” E.<\/p>\n There is an old orange man from Florida (1) And those dumbasses think he’s an orator. What better way to waste a few seconds of your time today than with this short collection of write-your-own-ending limericks?\u00a0 Pick the last lines you like best, or invent your own. A. My zoo friend, Sir \u00c7edric Gorilla likes to … Continue reading
\nlikes to flaunt that initial cedilla
\nWhen asked why, he will say
\n“Sounds like S<\/span> not like K<\/span>…<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n
\n(2) “But of course, you would know that, Pris\u00e7illa.”
\n(3) “Now gimme back my banana, will ya?”<\/p>\n
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\nKim was dragging a gown out her mansion
\nPete, glaze-eyed, looked on, mumbled
\n“Babe, sump’n wrong?” and Kim said,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n
\n(2) “It was just something old to put trash in.”
\n(3) “It’s a shirt Kanye wore to smoke hash in.”<\/p>\n
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\n“So tell me, Doc, what do you think?
\nIs it them?\u00a0 Is it me?
\nThat guy there?”\u00a0 Replied she:<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n
\n(2) “No, we all<\/em> hate you here at the clinic!”
\n(3) “What really matters is what you<\/em><\/span> think.”<\/p>\n
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\ncould not tolerate ripe avocado
\nIf even one bite was yellow,
\nhe would curse you and bellow,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n
\n(2) “\u00a1<\/span>Tirar esta meirde el escusado!” *
\n(3) “This tastes like a vomit tornado!”<\/p>\n
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\nwho made our lives horrid and horrider
\nHe would rant long and loud
\nto his unruly crowds <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n
\n(2) ‘Til he got them to storm through the corridors.
\n(3) Now he wants to come back and do more of it!<\/p>\n
\n* Translation<\/a> of Limerick D, Ending (2): “This shit should be flushed down the potto!”<\/h5>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"