{"id":27310,"date":"2022-03-12T19:56:27","date_gmt":"2022-03-13T00:56:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/?p=27310"},"modified":"2022-08-01T07:42:42","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T11:42:42","slug":"at-the-zoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2022\/03\/at-the-zoo\/","title":{"rendered":"At the Zoo"},"content":{"rendered":"

Something tells me wit’s all happening at the zoo…<\/p>\n

CHIPPOPOTAMUS
\n\"Chippopotamus<\/a><\/p>\n

GIRAPH
\n\"Giraph<\/a><\/p>\n

TIEGER
\n\"Tieger<\/a><\/p>\n

GRILLA
\n\"Grilla<\/a><\/p>\n

STARFISH
\n\"Starfish<\/a><\/p>\n

TWOCANS
\n\"Twocans<\/a><\/p>\n

SPOCODILE
\n\"Spocodile<\/a><\/p>\n

KENGAROO
\n\"Kengaroo<\/a><\/p>\n

POLER BEAR
\"Poler<\/a><\/p>\n

ZKIBRA
\n\"Zkibra<\/a><\/p>\n

LYIN
\n\"Lyin<\/a><\/p>\n

PUFFET
\n\"Puffet<\/a><\/p>\n

___________________<\/p>\n

* At the Zoo<\/em><\/a>, Paul Simon, 1967.<\/h5>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Something tells me wit’s all happening at the zoo… CHIPPOPOTAMUS GIRAPH TIEGER GRILLA STARFISH TWOCANS SPOCODILE KENGAROO POLER BEAR ZKIBRA LYIN PUFFET ___________________ * At the Zoo, Paul Simon, 1967.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27310"}],"version-history":[{"count":45,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27478,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27310\/revisions\/27478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}