{"id":23446,"date":"2020-09-15T22:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-09-16T02:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/?p=23446"},"modified":"2022-08-01T07:42:46","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T11:42:46","slug":"10th-anniversary-giveaway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2020\/09\/10th-anniversary-giveaway\/","title":{"rendered":"10th Anniversary Giveaway"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is not a hoax — I repeat — this is not a hoax.\u00a0 If this were an actual hoax, you would have been instructed to tune to Infowars<\/em><\/a> or The New American<\/em><\/a> on your internet dial.*<\/p>\n

No, this is the real deal.\u00a0 To mark the tenth anniversary of The 100 Billionth Person<\/em>, I am giving away something of value — not my commentary! — to two lucky readers of this post. The thing-of-purported-value is an assortment of press-printed 5 x 7 note cards (below, click to enlarge) that I designed back in my “I-too-can-be-an-artist” days:<\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>1<\/span><\/div>\n
\"\"<\/a>2<\/span><\/div>\n
\"\"<\/a>3<\/span><\/div>\n
\"\"<\/a>4<\/span><\/div>\n
\"\"<\/a>5<\/span><\/div>\n
\"\"<\/a>6<\/span><\/div>\n
\"\"<\/a>7<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

More about the cards later — first, here are the rules for my reader-appreciation giveaway.\u00a0 You are qualified to enter if (a) you are a subscriber or follower of this blog, or (b) you have made a comment here prior to September 16, 2020 — proof of at least occasional interest on your part.\u00a0 If you are not currently a subscriber, you can easily qualify by subscribing!\u00a0 (Follow this link<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

Now that you’re qualified, you can enter the giveaway simply by commenting on this post. (You might mention in your comment which card you like best, but that’s not mandatory.) You do need to enter your email address in the email field of the comment form, otherwise I will not be able to contact you if you are selected.\u00a0 Your email address will not be visible\u00a0 to others.<\/p>\n

On Monday, September 28, at noon, I will randomly select two of the entrants as winners.\u00a0 If you are a winner, I will email you to obtain your mailing address and card preferences.\u00a0 You may create your own assortment of ten cards, with up to three cards of any one style.\u00a0 Envelopes are included.\u00a0 Shipping is on me.<\/p>\n

Now you may be saying to yourself, I don’t write notes anymore, so I don’t need any cards.\u00a0 I have two responses to this.\u00a0 First, stop talking to yourself — you’re so loud I can hear you. Second, I am sure that you know someone who does write notes and for whom this might be a pleasant little surprise.\u00a0 So, enter anyway, if only for the pleasure of participating in the only 10th Anniversary Giveaway I will ever conduct.<\/p>\n

Finally, here are the design details for the seven cards.\u00a0 They are admittedly quirky and have dubious commercial potential, which is probably why I still have plenty to give away. There was a time when I tended to fall in love with whatever photo I shot last, and I think a couple of those are represented here.\u00a0 Nonetheless, from first to last we have…<\/p>\n

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  1. \u00a0Inside: “Falling for you”
    \n[Created in my home studio, 2005.]<\/li>\n
  2. \u00a0Inside: “Someone to watch over me”
    \n[Mark Wallinger’s Ecce Homo<\/em> overlooking Trafalgar Square, London, 1999.]<\/li>\n
  3. \u00a0Front: “The Carpenter’s Wife”.\u00a0 Inside blank.
    \n[Upper floor of an Asheville, NC, antique store, 2005.]<\/li>\n
  4. \u00a0Front: “Everything is just ducky.”\u00a0 Inside blank.
    \n[Carnival in Irondequoit, NY, 2000.]<\/li>\n
  5. \u00a0Front: “God is our strength.”\u00a0 Inside blank.
    \n[Grave marker in Winston-Salem, NC, 2006.\u00a0 Bereavement card?]<\/li>\n
  6. \u00a0Inside: “Go slay that dragon!”
    \n[Storefront in Northampton, MA, 2002.]<\/li>\n
  7. \u00a0Front: “Optimism!”\u00a0 Inside blank.
    \n[Carnival in Irondequoit, NY, 2000.]<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Remember, each winner receives ten cards, one for each year my readers have put up with the whims of this blog.<\/p>\n

    Fine Print:\u00a0 No purchase necessary.\u00a0 Contest void where prohibited, whatever regulatory hellhole that place may be.\u00a0 Each entrant’s chance of winning is inversely proportional to the number of entries received.\u00a0 [The precise formula is p<\/em>(win) = 2 \/ n<\/em>.]\u00a0 Lastly, my spouse is not eligible to enter, as she prefers to make her own cards.<\/p>\n

    Thank you, and good luck.<\/p>\n

    ____________<\/p>\n

    * Does anyone besides me remember the Conelrad System<\/a>?<\/h5>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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