{"id":20369,"date":"2024-01-19T15:08:24","date_gmt":"2024-01-19T20:08:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/?p=20369"},"modified":"2024-01-20T10:25:09","modified_gmt":"2024-01-20T15:25:09","slug":"reader-reviews-of-the-100-billionth-person","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2024\/01\/reader-reviews-of-the-100-billionth-person\/","title":{"rendered":"Reader Reviews of The 100 Billionth Person"},"content":{"rendered":"

[Editor’s Note:\u00a0 You know that these reviews are genuine since a few of them are not five-star.]<\/em><\/h3>\n

\"\"<\/a>Fabulos <\/span><\/em><\/strong>(Brenik Franci\u0161ak, Belarus)<\/span><\/p>\n

I read The 100 Billionth Person<\/em> over and over and it is definately the best wesbite.\u00a0 I show to my brother and he talks, same thing.\u00a0 Good site for us to hack tomorrow.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Just what you’d expect from a lib <\/span><\/em><\/strong>(Hess Stark, Montana)<\/span><\/p>\n

I thumbed through a few of your posts.\u00a0 I thought this was supposed to be a humor site but it’s not funny.\u00a0 Dumping on President Trump is not respectful to our past and future president.\u00a0 He only wants to make Americans safe from foreigners who are poisoning our blood and stealing our future.\u00a0\u00a0 I am cancelling my subscription to your blog, I don’t care that it was free.\u00a0 Freedom is not free as every real American knows.\u00a0 Get with the pogrom.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Not as cheeky as I am!<\/span><\/em><\/strong> (Ricky Gervais, England<\/span>)<\/p>\n

Plonky title for a site full of pissy little rants, right?\u00a0 You do a few lame jokes but it’s mostly bo-oring shite from what I can tell.\u00a0 I searched your site for videos of cats landing on their feet but couldn’t find any, so you haven’t even done the basics!\u00a0 Have you ever listened to a BBC shipping forecast<\/a>?\u00a0 Try it some time, it might give you a vague idea how to entertain English-speaking people.\u00a0 Oh sod off, I’m wasting my time here.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Your website changed my life<\/span><\/em><\/strong> (Dazi D., Tampa)<\/span><\/p>\n

This is real.\u00a0 I am not a kind of person who writes fake reviews for money.\u00a0 This is a review that no one paid me to do and that is the honest truth.\u00a0 I usually review luxury skin creams (my favorite is Abeille Royale <\/a>Honey Treatment Day Cream, only $180 on this site<\/a>) but your sincerity is an inspiration to all.\u00a0 This skin cream changed my life — I hope it changes yours!\u00a0 Keep up the good work.<\/p>\n

\"\"For the (Beatles) Record…<\/span><\/em><\/strong> (Yoko Ono, New York)<\/span><\/p>\n

Your posts have mentioned The Beatles 39 times — I counted.\u00a0 And for the record, I did not break up The Beatles.\u00a0 They just grew up.\u00a0 Imagine Peace, Y.O.<\/p>\n

P.S.\u00a0 A personal message to Paul:\u00a0 AIH-AIH-AIH-AIH AIH-AIH-AIH-AIH AIH-AIH-AIH-AIH AIH-AIH-AIH AIH-AIH-AIH AIH-AIH-AIH AIHHH<\/a>.\u00a0 Imagine Peace, Y.O.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>I found a mistake!<\/span><\/em><\/strong> (Pippa Pedant, Hastings-on-Hudson, NY<\/span>)<\/p>\n

Ha Ha!\u00a0 In your 2015 post titled Just Saying<\/a>,<\/em> you said, “I’ve always been fascinated by the similarites and differences among languages.”\u00a0 SIMILARITES<\/em>!\u00a0 Would they be the people who inhabit the land SIMILARA?\u00a0 Ha!\u00a0 Gotcha!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>I love this site but… <\/span><\/em><\/strong>(Arlene, Idaho)<\/span><\/p>\n

Hey.\u00a0 I was born in Amarillo, in the Texas panhandle.\u00a0 Then my parents moved two hours north to Hooker, in the Oklahoma panhandle.\u00a0 I lived in Hooker until I was old enough to read The Book of Revelations, <\/em>then we moved another seven hours north to the Nebraska panhandle, to a place on Jenkins Road outside a village called Melbeta<\/a>.\u00a0 I was just a teen, and I remember thinking, this isn’t much of a panhandle.\u00a0 Then I met a boy at Chadron State College<\/a> two hours north but still in the panhandle, and we hit it off.\u00a0 You know where this is going — he proposed, I accepted, we got married, and we moved to Coeur d’Alene in the Idaho panhandle.\u00a0 Now I’m a part-time swim instructor and he’s an executive assistant for an asphalt supply company.\u00a0 May you be lucky enough to live in a panhandle just once in your lifetime.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Scrute this!\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/strong>(His Holiness D. Lama, Tibet)<\/span><\/p>\n

Your blog, compared to more interesting blogs, is like Mount Kilimanjaro compared to more interesting mountains.\u00a0 They’re out there but harder to climb.<\/p>\n

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[Editor’s Note:\u00a0 You know that these reviews are genuine since a few of them are not five-star.] Fabulos (Brenik Franci\u0161ak, Belarus) I read The 100 Billionth Person over and over and it is definately the best wesbite.\u00a0 I show to … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20369"}],"version-history":[{"count":78,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32089,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20369\/revisions\/32089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}