\u2022\u00a0 If cats ate their weight in mosquitoes every day, I might excuse their existence.<\/p>\n
\u2022\u00a0 Cats would not be as popular if they were harder to spell.<\/p>\n
\u2022\u00a0 The best thing about the musical “Cats” is that there are no actual cats in it.<\/p>\n
\u2022\u00a0 The part of King Joffrey in “Game of Thrones” was originally written for a cat.<\/p>\n
\u2022\u00a0 When cats hiss, it is because the snakes that live inside them are trying to escape.<\/p>\n
\u2022\u00a0 If cats played chess, they would first torment the pieces they captured and then casually drop them at their opponent’s feet.<\/p>\n
\u2022\u00a0 It is no coincidence that the Edison lamp socket is the same diameter as a cat’s tail.<\/p>\n
\u2022\u00a0 We say\u00a0scat<\/em> when we see a cat because it isn’t polite to say\u00a0shit<\/em>.<\/p>\n \u2022\u00a0 Cats belong in the wild, where they can satisfy their hunting instincts.\u00a0 I suggest Mars.<\/p>\n \u2022\u00a0 There is a special place in Hell for cat-haters — it’s called Heaven<\/em>.<\/p>\n \u2022\u00a0 Cats like to sleep in your bed so they can be first in line the day you don’t wake up.<\/p>\n \u2022\u00a0 No cats were harmed in the writing of this post.\u00a0 Insulted, yes, but what do they care?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u2022\u00a0 If cats ate their weight in mosquitoes every day, I might excuse their existence. \u2022\u00a0 Cats would not be as popular if they were harder to spell. \u2022\u00a0 The best thing about the musical “Cats” is that there are … Continue reading