{"id":20215,"date":"2019-09-01T16:40:22","date_gmt":"2019-09-01T20:40:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/?p=20215"},"modified":"2022-08-01T07:42:50","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T11:42:50","slug":"sweet-carolina-nothings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2019\/09\/sweet-carolina-nothings\/","title":{"rendered":"Sweet Carolina Nothings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 32px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/CSDeck_9471.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-20371\" src=\"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/CSDeck_9471.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"561\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/CSDeck_9471.png 800w, https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/CSDeck_9471-300x210.png 300w, https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/CSDeck_9471-768x539.png 768w, https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/CSDeck_9471-640x449.png 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u2665<\/span>\u00a0 You&#8217;re the gravy on my grits.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u2665<\/span>\u00a0 I&#8217;d poke a sleeping bear for you.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u2665<\/span>\u00a0 You got more fire in you than a jar of &#8216;shine.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u2665<\/span>\u00a0 A minute with you is nicer than a whole day at Dollywood.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u2665<\/span>\u00a0 You rev the engine in my pickup.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u2665<\/span>\u00a0 When we&#8217;re together it&#8217;s like Elvis came back.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u2665<\/span>\u00a0 Mama was just plain wrong about you.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u2665<\/span>\u00a0 You make me feel like doing donuts in the RV.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u2665<\/span>\u00a0 Hens laid chicken nuggets the day you were born.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u2665<\/span>\u00a0 You sparkle like a Sunday morning shoeshine.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u2665<\/span>\u00a0 I love you to Walmart and back.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u2665<\/span>\u00a0 You grabbed my heart so hard my ribs got smoked.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u2665<\/span>\u00a0 I put your picture on my fridge right next to Dale Earnhardt Jr.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u2665<\/span>\u00a0 You&#8217;re sweeter than the tea at Shoney&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u2665<\/span>\u00a0 Why don&#8217;t we head up the mountain and I&#8217;ll make a pass.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u2665<\/span>\u00a0 God, country, okra and you.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2665\u00a0 You&#8217;re the gravy on my grits. \u2665\u00a0 I&#8217;d poke a sleeping bear for you. \u2665\u00a0 You got more fire in you than a jar of &#8216;shine. \u2665\u00a0 A minute with you is nicer than a whole day at Dollywood. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2019\/09\/sweet-carolina-nothings\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20215"}],"version-history":[{"count":47,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20384,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20215\/revisions\/20384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}