{"id":18117,"date":"2018-10-01T12:12:25","date_gmt":"2018-10-01T16:12:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/?p=18117"},"modified":"2022-08-01T07:42:52","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T11:42:52","slug":"drinking-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2018\/10\/drinking-song\/","title":{"rendered":"Drinking Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-18117-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/heavenbeer.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/heavenbeer.mp3\">http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/heavenbeer.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/heavenbeer.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-18194 size-full aligncenter\" title=\"In session, there is no beer... That's why I drink it here (right here!)... And when I'm gone from here... The Lefties will be drinking all my beer!\" src=\"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/heavenbeer.jpg\" alt=\"In session, there is no beer... That's why I drink it here (right here!)... And when I'm gone from here... The Lefties will be drinking all my beer!\" width=\"510\" height=\"1551\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/heavenbeer.jpg 510w, https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/heavenbeer-99x300.jpg 99w, https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/heavenbeer-210x640.jpg 210w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">As with heavy drinking, heavy perjuring is good cause for one to be removed from the bar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; As with heavy drinking, heavy perjuring is good cause for one to be removed from the bar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18117"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18229,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18117\/revisions\/18229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}