{"id":18093,"date":"2018-09-24T19:03:24","date_gmt":"2018-09-24T23:03:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/?p=18093"},"modified":"2022-08-01T07:42:53","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T11:42:53","slug":"the-eponymous-laws-of-physics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2018\/09\/the-eponymous-laws-of-physics\/","title":{"rendered":"The Eponymous Laws of Physics"},"content":{"rendered":"

Newton’s Law: What goes up must come down.<\/em><\/p>\n

Einstein’s Law: What goes up depends on the observer.<\/em><\/p>\n

Murphy’s Law: What goes up…. no, it doesn’t.<\/em><\/p>\n

Otis’s Law: What goes up will not come down if the cable breaks.<\/em><\/p>\n

Glenn’s Law: What goes up orbits the earth three times and splashes down.<\/em><\/p>\n

Scotty’s Law: What beams down must beam up.<\/em><\/p>\n

Trump’s Law: What goes up did so because of me.<\/em><\/p>\n

Mueller’s Law: What went down will eventually catch up with you.<\/em><\/p>\n

Grassley’s Law: What comes up must be put down.<\/em><\/p>\n

Que Sera Sera’s Law: What goes up, goes up.<\/em><\/p>\n

Hefner’s Law: What goes up for more than four hours must seek medical attention.<\/em><\/p>\n

Shakespeare’s Law: Like as waves make towards the pebbl’d shore, <\/em>
\nso does what goes up hasten to fall the more.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Newton’s Law: What goes up must come down. Einstein’s Law: What goes up depends on the observer. Murphy’s Law: What goes up…. no, it doesn’t. Otis’s Law: What goes up will not come down if the cable breaks. Glenn’s Law: … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18093"}],"version-history":[{"count":25,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18093\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18148,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18093\/revisions\/18148"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}