{"id":17868,"date":"2018-08-27T00:18:51","date_gmt":"2018-08-27T04:18:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/?p=17868"},"modified":"2022-08-01T07:42:53","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T11:42:53","slug":"coldfinger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2018\/08\/coldfinger\/","title":{"rendered":"Coldfinger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[<em>To be read slowly, along with the music&#8230;<\/em>]<\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-17868-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/gold-instru.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/gold-instru.mp3\">http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/gold-instru.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<div style=\"margin-top: 1em; line-height: 1.2em;\">Coldfinger!<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s the man,<br \/>\nthe man with the megabucks,<br \/>\nhe pays to hush.<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-top: 1em; line-height: 1.2em;\">And those small fingers<br \/>\nbeckon you<br \/>\nto look past the man he is<br \/>\nand vote for him!<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-top: 1em; line-height: 1.2em;\">Hateful words he will pour in your ear<br \/>\nand his lies will play into your fears.<br \/>\nFor his crony fools know when he twitters<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the kiss of death from<br \/>\nMister&#8230;<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-top: 1em; margin-bottom: 1em; line-height: 1.2em;\">Coldfinger!<br \/>\nPretty girls,<br \/>\nbeware of his grab and hold &#8212;<br \/>\nhis hand is cold!<\/div>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/trump-was2.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-17918 size-full alignleft\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1.5em;\" src=\"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/trump-was2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/trump-was2.jpg 620w, https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/trump-was2-300x218.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-top: 1em; line-height: 1.2em;\">He will promise to make us all great &#8212;<br \/>\nwhat he does best is make us all hate.<br \/>\nAs his lawyer knows (or really, his fixer),<br \/>\nit&#8217;s the kiss of death from<br \/>\nMister&#8230;<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-top: 1em; line-height: 1.2em;\">Coldfinger!<br \/>\nJohn McCain<br \/>\nis free of this petty troll.<br \/>\nHe has no soul!<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-top: 1em; line-height: 1.2em;\">His heart has a hole<br \/>\nLowly troll&#8230;<br \/>\nHe loves gold,<br \/>\nhis name spelled in gold.<br \/>\nLowly troll&#8230;<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s so cold!<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[To be read slowly, along with the music&#8230;] Coldfinger! He&#8217;s the man, the man with the megabucks, he pays to hush. And those small fingers beckon you to look past the man he is and vote for him! Hateful words &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2018\/08\/coldfinger\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17868"}],"version-history":[{"count":52,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17941,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17868\/revisions\/17941"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}