{"id":17526,"date":"2018-05-10T22:08:08","date_gmt":"2018-05-11T02:08:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/?p=17526"},"modified":"2022-08-01T07:42:54","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T11:42:54","slug":"thoughts-large-55","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2018\/05\/thoughts-large-55\/","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts @ Large: 55"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00b0 A friend recently shared an article<\/a> about the number of times that six U.S. Presidents (current and former) have been alive.\u00a0\u00a0 This was the case in 1861-1862, 1993-1994 and 2001-2004.\u00a0\u00a0 I have heard some people say it has also been the case since January 2017, but I have yet to see the evidence.<\/p>\n

\u00b0 Another friend recently wrote an excellent blog post<\/a> about our (human) future in space.\u00a0 It led me to conclude that, yes, all those crazy granite planets<\/a> out there in the solar system should<\/em> be exploited for human use, to the extent possible.\u00a0 Why not?\u00a0 For whom, exactly, are we preserving Titan and Europa?\u00a0 For never-to-be-encountered galactic overlords who will be faux-grateful to us for our conservancy?\u00a0 I say, let’s fly our capitalist asses out there and start mining the dickensite out of those rocks.<\/p>\n

However!\u00a0 As long as we’re here, why not exploit Earth?\u00a0 Much easier pickings!\u00a0 Fact is, we do exploit Earth.\u00a0 And we have to, unless we want to go back to the Wood Age.\u00a0 The key to successful exploitation is to do what the rest of the animal kingdom learned long ago, via natural selection, which is to not shit in our own nests.\u00a0 Let us not “unselect” ourselves.<\/p>\n

\u00b0 Along those lines, let’s fast-forward to the day when humans actually set up a colony on Mars or some other habitable place.\u00a0 I ask, under what circumstances would we Earthlings ever decide to abandon ship?\u00a0 Will it be because forward-thinking fellow humans paved the way for the rest of us to follow?\u00a0 Nah, says the cynic in me.\u00a0 My first prediction is that nations will get serious about inhabiting other worlds only when life on Earth becomes intolerable and untenable, and by then it will be too late for almost everyone.\u00a0 Which leads to my second prediction: only the very well-to-do will have the means to ship out to Mars when the time comes.\u00a0 They will be Elon Musk’s and Richard Branson’s and Jeff Bezos’s and Charles Koch’s great-whatever-grandchildren.\u00a0 They will name their planetary outpost Teslavirgazon-Fil-A — and Mars-Prime members will have guaranteed two-year delivery.<\/p>\n

\u00b0 Back to Earth.\u00a0 I offer The Collins Delivery Law: No matter how wide your driveway is, delivery trucks will find a way to run over your plants.<\/p>\n

\u00b0 Before we get all excited how our madman out-madmanned the North Korean madman, keep this in mind: any nut riding a merry-go-round pointing an automatic weapon into the crowd is likely to shoot some stray bad guy before the ride ends.<\/p>\n

\u00b0 One day when I was a pre-teen doing dishes with my mom, listening to the aqua AM\/FM radio on the kitchen counter, I heard some man ranting about things I didn’t understand, but I did remember the ranting.\u00a0 Mom told me his name was Joe Pyne<\/a> and he was just a crackpot.\u00a0 I immediately understood what a crackpot was: an expert self-important fool.\u00a0 It’s a shame that this clear, self-evident term has fallen into disuse.\u00a0 It certainly deserves a revival, as so many crackpots still inhabit our streets and airwaves and government offices.<\/p>\n

\u00b0 I recently retired from participation in the Facebook ecosystem.\u00a0 I still have an account, so our family can share photos and videos and so I can play Scrabble with friends.\u00a0 But I must say, the feeling is (as of now) liberating.\u00a0 No more “news” feeds manipulated by algorithms designed by the minions of Mark Zuckerberg for the ultimate benefit of Mr. Z.\u00a0 No more reluctant acceptance of Facebook as my unresponsive publicity agent.\u00a0 I trust that there are other means to keep in touch with folks — and this is one of them.\u00a0 More to come on this topic in a future post.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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