{"id":14736,"date":"2017-03-11T20:37:43","date_gmt":"2017-03-12T01:37:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/?p=14736"},"modified":"2022-08-01T07:42:58","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T11:42:58","slug":"thoughts-at-large-43","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2017\/03\/thoughts-at-large-43\/","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts at Large: 43"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2022 Saltines shouldn&#8217;t be salted on the top but the bottom, where our taste buds are.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 By the way, I want to register a formal complaint to the Attorney General about Nabsico, the company that makes Premium Saltines.\u00a0 We have been getting lots of broken crackers\u00a0 the past few months.\u00a0 That was never a problem before Donald Trump was elected.\u00a0 Sad!\u00a0 Need to investigate!<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Judges (and attorney generals) are often called upon to &#8220;recuse themselves&#8221; when their personal interests may cloud their ability to make impartial judgments.\u00a0 My issue is with the object of <em>recuse<\/em>: one cannot <em>recuse<\/em> another; a recuser can only recuse oneself, which renders the object of the verb redundant.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Cars fail to start about 10,000 times more frequently\u00a0in the movies than in real life.\u00a0 Hollywood needs better car mechanics.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Trees three styles.\u00a0 From Hilton Head, South Carolina:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/tree-three-styles.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-14718 size-large\" style=\"margin-top: -8px; margin-bottom: 22px;\" src=\"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/tree-three-styles-640x424.jpg\" alt=\"tree-three-styles\" width=\"640\" height=\"424\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/tree-three-styles-640x424.jpg 640w, https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/tree-three-styles-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/tree-three-styles.jpg 991w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>\u2022 I have not been in many women&#8217;s restrooms &#8212; after all, it is illegal in North Carolina &#8212;\u00a0 but I have to assume that they are not the nearly-universal disaster that men&#8217;s rooms tend to be, in all but the better establishments.\u00a0 Why do so many men want to make such a mess of things?\u00a0 Why do other men not only put up with it but expect it?\u00a0 I intend to dedicate a future blog post to photos of public men&#8217;s rooms &#8212; without men, of course &#8212; in order to heap shame on both their users and their owners, if that is possible.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 When men stop trashing public restrooms, I might start trusting them to do things like, say, crafting health care legislation or acting as commander-in-chief.\u00a0 Until then, I assume that what they do in the restroom reflects how they would act in more important matters.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Please note how I showed excellent restraint by not using &#8220;piss on them&#8221; as a punchline in the previous item.\u00a0 This is a family blog.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 A fair number of Trump supporters seem to be less interested in more education and more interested in Trump finding jobs for the less educated.\u00a0 I hate to break it to you, but it looks like one of you already has the Secretary of Education job.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll leave it at that.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 I support primary health care, but my last primary-care physician didn&#8217;t seem to want to deliver it.\u00a0 She would triage me to specialists for things that I know a PCP should be able to handle, if only she were willing to work with me.\u00a0 It was akin to calling a repair shop and saying, &#8220;My car won&#8217;t start&#8221; and getting the response, &#8220;OK, please hold &#8212; we need to refer you to a battery specialist.&#8221;\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t know whom to blame, my insurer or my doctor or her malpractice insurer.\u00a0\u00a0 So I now have a new primary-care physician, and so far so good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2022 Saltines shouldn&#8217;t be salted on the top but the bottom, where our taste buds are. \u2022 By the way, I want to register a formal complaint to the Attorney General about Nabsico, the company that makes Premium Saltines.\u00a0 We &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2017\/03\/thoughts-at-large-43\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts-at-large"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14736"}],"version-history":[{"count":31,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14958,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14736\/revisions\/14958"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}