{"id":14221,"date":"2016-09-29T23:28:36","date_gmt":"2016-09-30T03:28:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/?p=14221"},"modified":"2022-08-01T07:42:59","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T11:42:59","slug":"a-shot-of-ol-red-eye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2016\/09\/a-shot-of-ol-red-eye\/","title":{"rendered":"A Shot of Ol&#8217; Red-Eye"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/viga.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-14266 size-full\" style=\"border: 1px solid #000000;\" src=\"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/viga.jpg\" alt=\"viga\" width=\"573\" height=\"317\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/viga.jpg 573w, https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-content\/uploads\/viga-300x166.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 573px) 100vw, 573px\" \/><\/a>Hey barkeep.\u00a0 Gimme another shot of ol&#8217; Red-Eye.\u00a0 Or better yet, why don&#8217;t you just put that bottle right down here in front of me.\u00a0 Yeh, that&#8217;s right, I&#8217;m good for it.\u00a0 Just got back from the mine, struck it rich.\u00a0 It&#8217;s what, 15o dollars?\u00a0 Hey, whatever you say, you&#8217;re the man behind the bar.<\/p>\n<p>Yeh, I have to put a drop of this ol&#8217; Red-Eye in my eye three times a day.\u00a0 This is the elixir Doc Smith told me to buy.\u00a0 The blessed nectar of the farm-a-co-logical gods, or so he says.\u00a0 Pretty damn tiny bottle though.\u00a0 If I reckon right, this bottle is like $1500 an ounce.\u00a0 So it better be good.\u00a0 I do need my shootin&#8217; eye.<\/p>\n<p>I may have to do some bounty-huntin&#8217; to pay for this bottle, barkeep, but you know me&#8230; my credit&#8217;s always been good here right?\u00a0 What&#8217;s your name again?\u00a0 Lloyd, was it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey barkeep.\u00a0 Gimme another shot of ol&#8217; Red-Eye.\u00a0 Or better yet, why don&#8217;t you just put that bottle right down here in front of me.\u00a0 Yeh, that&#8217;s right, I&#8217;m good for it.\u00a0 Just got back from the mine, struck it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2016\/09\/a-shot-of-ol-red-eye\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14221"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14221\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14298,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14221\/revisions\/14298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}