{"id":1136,"date":"2011-06-26T23:20:08","date_gmt":"2011-06-27T03:20:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/?p=1136"},"modified":"2022-08-01T07:43:22","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T11:43:22","slug":"how-to-catch-a-fruit-fly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2011\/06\/how-to-catch-a-fruit-fly\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Catch a Fruit Fly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1.\u00a0 Pour a glass of red wine.<\/p>\n<p>2. Drink the wine but leave a few drops at the bottom of the glass.<\/p>\n<p>3. Wait.<\/p>\n<p>4. Repeat Steps 1-3 every 20 minutes until you find a fruit fly at the bottom of the glass.<\/p>\n<p>5. If you have not caught a fruit fly after 3 hours, maybe it&#8217;s time to call it a night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1.\u00a0 Pour a glass of red wine. 2. Drink the wine but leave a few drops at the bottom of the glass. 3. Wait. 4. Repeat Steps 1-3 every 20 minutes until you find a fruit fly at the bottom &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2011\/06\/how-to-catch-a-fruit-fly\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1136"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3691,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1136\/revisions\/3691"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}