{"id":1075,"date":"2011-06-19T23:41:59","date_gmt":"2011-06-20T03:41:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/?p=1075"},"modified":"2022-08-01T07:43:23","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T11:43:23","slug":"how-to-drive-me-nuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2011\/06\/how-to-drive-me-nuts\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Drive Me Nuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, this time it&#8217;s not about Sarah Palin.\u00a0 This is about our local television station, WLOS, and whoever the hack is who edits their news segments.<\/p>\n<p>(I apologize in advance for the links &#8212; WLOS forces you to watch a commercial before they play the news clip.\u00a0 But I have no other way to tell the story, so please bear with.)<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what they call <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wlos.com\/shared\/newsroom\/top_stories\/videos\/wlos_vid_4715.shtml\">the technique used here<\/a> (interlacing?) but yes, when I watch it, it drives me nuts.\u00a0 The editor seems to think it is the height of creativity when the subject is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wlos.com\/shared\/newsroom\/top_stories\/videos\/wlos_vid_4704.shtml\">only allowed to deliver one sentence<\/a> (more often, a phrase) before he\/she is interrupted by the reporter, who also utters one sentence or fragment thereof, then back-and-forth they go, in this mad game of narrative ping-pong until the story ends.<\/p>\n<p>Nuts?\u00a0 You want nuts?\u00a0 Then watch <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wlos.com\/shared\/newsroom\/features\/potw\/videos\/wlos_vid_105.shtml\">this one<\/a>.\u00a0 Warning: you may get a concussion just sitting there, as your brain bounces with ever-increasing speed inside your skull.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, this time it&#8217;s not about Sarah Palin.\u00a0 This is about our local television station, WLOS, and whoever the hack is who edits their news segments. (I apologize in advance for the links &#8212; WLOS forces you to watch a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2011\/06\/how-to-drive-me-nuts\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1075"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3817,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075\/revisions\/3817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}