{"id":1031,"date":"2011-06-20T21:45:36","date_gmt":"2011-06-21T01:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/?p=1031"},"modified":"2022-08-01T07:43:23","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T11:43:23","slug":"face-off-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2011\/06\/face-off-ii\/","title":{"rendered":"Face It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I have written to &#8220;Facebook&#8221; twice now (I put Facebook in quotes because no one is really there &#8212; there is no &#8220;Face&#8221; in Facebook).\u00a0 I still have not had a response from them to help resuscitate <a href=\"http:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2011\/05\/lock-out\/\">my crippled account<\/a>.\u00a0 Maybe they are still busy counting their <a href=\"http:\/\/dealbook.nytimes.com\/2011\/01\/02\/goldman-invests-in-facebook-at-50-billion-valuation\/\">billions<\/a> from Goldman Sachs while their servants fan them with palm fronds.\u00a0 What I do know is, they are not spending any time or effort answering me.<\/p>\n<p>Facebook is yet another outfit whose idea of customer service is a byzantine list of FAQs and whose contact info is buried so deep in their website you have to Google it to find it.\u00a0 Enough of that.\u00a0 I&#8217;m going to start a bonfire, get a blanket, and go back to smoke signals.<\/p>\n<p><em>Update June 20, 2011:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;Facebook Team&#8221; contacted me today, about three weeks after I first notified them, and unlocked my account.\u00a0 It wouldn&#8217;t have been the end of the world had I been locked out of Facebook forever.<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I have written to &#8220;Facebook&#8221; twice now (I put Facebook in quotes because no one is really there &#8212; there is no &#8220;Face&#8221; in Facebook).\u00a0 I still have not had a response from them to help resuscitate my crippled &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/2011\/06\/face-off-ii\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1031"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2126,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions\/2126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chcollins.com\/100Billion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}