Hey barkeep. Gimme another shot of ol’ Red-Eye. Or better yet, why don’t you just put that bottle right down here in front of me. Yeh, that’s right, I’m good for it. Just got back from the mine, struck it rich. It’s what, 15o dollars? Hey, whatever you say, you’re the man behind the bar.
Yeh, I have to put a drop of this ol’ Red-Eye in my eye three times a day. This is the elixir Doc Smith told me to buy. The blessed nectar of the farm-a-co-logical gods, or so he says. Pretty damn tiny bottle though. If I reckon right, this bottle is like $1500 an ounce. So it better be good. I do need my shootin’ eye.
I may have to do some bounty-huntin’ to pay for this bottle, barkeep, but you know me… my credit’s always been good here right? What’s your name again? Lloyd, was it?
Excellent presentation. Straight up. No chaser.
Update: I found a co-pay coupon on the manufacturer’s website two days later. The coupon claims that it reduces your co-pay to $25, but the fine print says that the patient’s maximum savings is $75. My local pharmacy was kind enough to apply the coupon to my order and refund $75 to me. Lesson learned — look online for a coupon before you pick up that expensive drug.