• If cats ate their weight in mosquitoes every day, I might excuse their existence.
• Cats would not be as popular if they were harder to spell.
• The best thing about the musical “Cats” is that there are no actual cats in it.
• The part of King Joffrey in “Game of Thrones” was originally written for a cat.
• When cats hiss, it is because the snakes that live inside them are trying to escape.
• If cats played chess, they would first torment the pieces they captured and then casually drop them at their opponent’s feet.
• It is no coincidence that the Edison lamp socket is the same diameter as a cat’s tail.
• We say scat when we see a cat because it isn’t polite to say shit.
• Cats belong in the wild, where they can satisfy their hunting instincts. I suggest Mars.
• There is a special place in Hell for cat-haters — it’s called Heaven.
• Cats like to sleep in your bed so they can be first in line the day you don’t wake up.
• No cats were harmed in the writing of this post. Insulted, yes, but what do they care?
My name is Emily, and I also hate cats (“Hi, Emily”). I think that cats are actually known to bring their kill to their “master”. Not quite/at all related, but today at the zoo, Henrik mistook the asian lantern exhibit of mammoth for elephants. I didn’t want to tell him so bluntly that mammoths don’t exist anymore, that they are all dead, so I said “Mammoths don’t live on this earth anymore”. And then Nate said, “Or on any other planet”. 😂
LOL!
Exactly!