Newton’s Law: What goes up must come down.
Einstein’s Law: What goes up depends on the observer.
Murphy’s Law: What goes up…. no, it doesn’t.
Otis’s Law: What goes up will not come down if the cable breaks.
Glenn’s Law: What goes up orbits the earth three times and splashes down.
Scotty’s Law: What beams down must beam up.
Trump’s Law: What goes up did so because of me.
Mueller’s Law: What went down will eventually catch up with you.
Grassley’s Law: What comes up must be put down.
Que Sera Sera’s Law: What goes up, goes up.
Hefner’s Law: What goes up for more than four hours must seek medical attention.
Shakespeare’s Law: Like as waves make towards the pebbl’d shore,
so does what goes up hasten to fall the more.
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