Yearly Archives: 2014

• I haven’t felt the urge to write for weeks.  Life has made its presence felt.

• The statement “I hate cats” has nine letters and two spaces.  Admirably succinct.

• Here’s a tip from me, Mr. Know-It-All.  Having trouble sharing files among the various Windows computers on your home network?  Then here is something you should never, ever do on your Windows 8 machine, as tempting as it looks to the casual nerd.  Under no circumstances should you change read/write privileges on the User folder.  You will wind up disabling all of your apps.  I did this and it made such a mess of things that I had no choice but to wipe my laptop and start over.  Luckily, Mr. Know-It-All does not store anything on his laptop that matters — he saves important files to his desktop computer, which is automatically backed up every night to an external hard-drive.  Just call me Mr. Kn0w-A-Bit.

• I keep wishing that other people would find me as entertaining as I think I am.  So I went to the doctor and asked, do I have Ricky Gervais Disease, and she said, “As a doctor, I can say professionally, no, you are simply not very entertaining.”  I thought, what a relief.

• States are a dumb idea.  The States of the United States are arbitrary units of government that for the most part are holdovers from colonial land grants and various spoils of war.  State borders are constructs that now only serve to create artificial divisions among people who are more alike than different.  The concept of states embodied in our colonial-era Constitution has baked in centuries-old inequalities.  It makes no sense that voters in Wyoming and Vermont, for example, have more individual say in passing legislation and electing our President than voters in larger states.  Why preserve the quaint notion of tiny and sparsely populated states?  Let’s redraw state borders so there is equal population among all the states.  (I thought this was a fresh idea — but it is not, no, not at all.)

• Here is what Shakespeare had to say about a woman-of-years working in the field:

Upon her head a platted hive of straw,
Which fortified her visage from the sun,
Whereon the thought might think sometime it saw
The carcass of beauty spent and done:
Time had not scythed all that youth begun,
Nor youth all quit; but, spite of heaven’s fell rage,
Some beauty peep’d through lattice of sear’d age.

Wish I had thought of that.  Glad that WS did.

cial• Speaking of women, I am majorly annoyed at the Cialis commerical that starts out with the narrator saying, “She’s still the one for you.”  What is she supposed to be?  The one you got tired of?  And what about you, you whiskery-bearded guy who forgot to charge his shaver and can’t give up the 1992-look except for the ponytail — no, you don’t want to do a ponytail, small tattoo maybe, but no ponytail — what part do you play in this farce?

The fact remains, your big fat Madison Avenue smile at this woman inches from your face isn’t fixing that erection thing going on, and you are so flaming into yourself that you check out every woman who walks within ten feet of you to see whether she is “still the one for you.”  You asshole, excuse me for pointing out the obvious.

• According to a survey by the Institute for Applied Economic Research, 26 percent of Brazilians agree that women who wear revealing clothes deserve to be assaulted.  In the same poll, 59 percent thought there would be fewer rapes if women knew how to behave.    This attitude is so common, you cannot call it inhuman — it is better to call it barbaric and treat those who hold this attitude as terrorists of women.

• I would so like to make my blog about uplifting human stories.  Wouldn’t that be great!

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Stepping Out (Copyright 2014, Craig H Collins)

Stepping Out
(Craig H Collins)

Hello again, art lovers.  Before we begin, I’d like to share a recent work of mine (at right).  Please click the image to see a larger version.  You can let me know what you think of it later.

Angel of Nativity (Julia Margaret Cameron, 1872)

“Angel of Nativity”
(Julia Margaret Cameron)

The Guardian’s Michael Prodger observes: “What some pioneering photographers recognised straight away was that photographs, like paintings, are artificially constructed portrayals: they too had to be carefully composed, lit and produced.”  In spite of this, it is hard for modern viewers to discard the notion that photography — unlike other art forms — is supposed to portray something real.  Most of us have been trained to think of photographs as documents, time-stamped slices of life, rather than artistic compositions.

The vast majority of photos ordinary people take — think of those trillions of selfies and shots of couples kissing in front of the Eiffel Tower — are indeed documentary in nature.  But must they all be?  While your creative heart may say no, your interpreting brain wants to see facts, and it isn’t happy when it doesn’t get them.  We like our art to say ART on the label, so we can view it with the “proper” frame of mind.  That’s why most works of art are either framed, or placed on a pedestal, or performed on a stage.  When we experience art in context, we can better calibrate our reactions, thanks to conventions we have evolved to help us distinguish artistic expression from ordinary reality.

Shark Attack Hoax

Not the National Geographic Photo of the Year

Photographic art blurs this line, and that creates problems.  The more crafted a photo looks, the more trouble we have accepting the legitimacy of an image.  Consider the image at right: a shark is leaping out of the water to attack a soldier during a helicopter rescue.  In the early 2000s, this image was probably emailed a million times — the text claimed it was the “National Geographic Photo of the Year.”  It wasn’t, of course.

It was not only not the National Geographic Photo of the Year, it was not even a photo, strictly speaking.  It was a mashup of two shots, one of an Air Force training session, the other of a breaching shark by South African photographer Charles Maxwell.

This would be just another tired example of a photoshop hoax were it not for the following tidbit that Mr. Maxwell later revealed to National Geographic:

Maxwell said that he “cheated a bit” to get the [shark] photo.  Though he has seen as many as ten breaches in a single morning, it is difficult to predict where a shark will be seen.  So he towed a seal decoy made of carpet behind his boat, in order to attract a breaching shark.

Now, who is fooling whom?  Mr. Maxwell didn’t “just happen to be there” at that dramatic moment.  He fooled the shark, to get it to leap where he would be in position to capture it.  Did he say this at the time his shark photo was published?  Or did he fool us too?

whoopi

Whoopi Goldberg
(Annie Leibovitz)

Please do not misconstrue.  Mr. Maxwell is no more a fraud than Annie Liebovitz, who is famous for shooting the famous.  No, Ms. Liebovitz did not just happen to walk into Whoopi Goldberg’s bathroom as she was taking a milk bath.  Yes, the scene was staged, then photographed, and then one of the shots (of who knows how many) was selected as “best” and that is the one that is now famous.  But the shot was hardly as spontaneous as it looks.

Unlike the shark photo, it is obvious that the Whoopi photo was crafted.  We see right away that it is an artistic/editorial statement, not a document.

When you see a documentary photo, how real do you expect it to be?  To help answer this, consider how you would react to the shark image if you were presented with these stories about how it was made:

“I was on a cruise ship taking photos of the shoreline, when this shark leaped out the water right in front of my camera!  It was amazing!  How lucky is that!” Shark (Charles Maxwell)
“I saw a shark breach many years ago and wanted to get a photo of one ever since.  So I hired a boat and cruised around for hours, until one finally cooperated and leaped in front of me.” Shark (Charles Maxwell)
“I have seen many shark breaches and I wanted to get a great photo of one without waiting forever out there.  So I hired a boat to drag a seal-shaped lure around and soon a shark breached nearby and I was able to capture it.” Shark (Charles Maxwell)
“I had a pretty good shot of a shark breach, but my photo didn’t have the drama I remembered.  So, to amp up the action, I added some water splashes around its mouth and body in photoshop.” Shark (Charles Maxwell)
“I once saw a shark breach but was too late to grab a shot of it.  So I took another shark photo of mine and pasted it on an ocean background in photoshop, and then I added some splashes.  This is pretty much how I remember it.  It was amazing.” Shark (Charles Maxwell)
“I never saw a shark leap out of the water, but I wanted a cool picture for my room that would freak out my buds, so I found a shark photo on the internet and pasted it on an ocean background in photoshop and made a poster.  Awesome, man!” Shark (Charles Maxwell)

After reading these “behind-the-scenes” stories, at what point did you decide that the shark image was no longer very interesting?  The sense that an image is contrived makes it lose that “special moment” quality we value.  The greater the level of contrivance, the less likely we are to embrace the effort, at least for documentary images.  The backstory matters, and it has to reinforce what we see.

• • • • •

Before I leave the topic of reality in documentary photos, I’d like to share three more shots, all of which were taken by photographer Dorthea Lange at a camp for agricultural workers in 1936 (click to enlarge):

Migrants (Dorthea Lange)

Migrant Family
(Dorthea Lange)

Migrant Mother and Child

Migrant Mother and Child
(Dorthea Lange)

Migrant Mother (Dorthea Lange)

Migrant Mother
(Dorthea Lange)

There is no official record of the order in which these shots of Florence Owens Thompson and her children were taken, but Ms. Lange’s comments suggest the sequence shown here.  The third image is the Migrant Mother photo that became the iconic portrayal of the harsh conditions and despair of the Great Depression.

Comparing the photos, one cannot help but see stark differences in composition and feel.  In the third image, were the children instructed by the photographer to crowd into the frame and look away?  (They did not seem so shy in the first image, and they were nowhere to be seen in the second.)  Does it matter what really transpired here, or do editorial goals trump reality?

According to the Library of Congress website, Ms. Thompson “came to regret that Lange ever made the photographs, which she felt permanently colored her with a Grapes of Wrath stereotype.  Contrary to the despairing immobility the famous image seems to embody, Thompson was an active participant in farm labor struggles in the 1930s, occasionally serving as an organizer.”

The lesson is, even in documentary photography, the backstory is not always what it seems to be.  A talented photographer knows how to “configure” a scene to tell a more compelling backstory, as I believe was done here.  In my view, the backstory of Whoopi is more transparent than that of Migrant Mother.*

Curiously, fine art photography is not free of such concerns.  You might think that, since it says ART on the label, the only thing that should matter is how it looks on your wall, yes?  That’s what I once thought.

• • • • •

As you know, I am also a photographer.  I don’t do portraits and rarely shoot landscapes.  Mostly I like to find designs in everyday things and create compositions of lines and shapes that play together in the frame (I call them maps).  The past few years, I have been trying (with uneven success) to go beyond interesting graphics and somehow instill my “fine art” images with more emotional pull.

Yellow Leaf in Pool
(Craig H Collins)

Here is one example (click to enlarge).  I took this during a group photo shoot in Asheville in late summer.  The theme of the shoot was “Yellow.”  I found this leaf outside a downtown restaurant and dropped it into a small water feature nearby.  It floated down the channel for several feet and then fell into a little pool, attracting a raft of bubbles.

I rotated the leaf to draw attention to its heart shape and then shot the photo looking straight down the cascade of water.

The photo received a number of positive comments from my fellow shooters, more than any other image from the event, for whatever that’s worth.  But I did not post my “production notes” along with the image.  Was that necesssary?  Did the others assume (and did you) that I came upon this scene by chance?

Beaver Lake (Craig Collins)

Beaver Lake, Asheville
(Craig H Collins)

Now, consider this image (click to enlarge), one of the rare landscapes that I printed and sold.  The scene is Beaver Lake in Asheville in the springtime.  You will notice two sailboats on the lake.  Yes, those boats did sail on Beaver Lake.  No, there were no sailboats in that spot, on that day.

Moreover, these boats had no crews.  They were remote-controlled models, maybe twenty inches tall, operated by members of a local hobby club.

The implied backstory, that a few sailors were enjoying the mountain scenery from their vantage point on the lake that spring day, was a photoshop fabrication.  I thought the boats added a graceful, human presence to the scene while providing a minor focal point in the otherwise empty lake.  I did consider that those familiar with the lake might reject this premise, while other viewers might find it appealing.

Ironically, the two prints I sold were to a woman who raised her children near Beaver Lake.  She wanted to give them to her children as gifts.

Many questions arise.  Is a landscape photo a document or is it art?  Should I include some kind of disclosure statement with the image to explain the sailboats?  If I were to do that, would it not “poison the well?”  What about people who never visited Beaver Lake but would simply like a nice landscape to hang on their wall?

Was it wrong to have added the sailboats?  Should I have never printed this image if it could not stand on its own?  Why would no one question the existence (or reality) of the boats if this had been a painting?  In the end, what limits apply — and what freedoms are granted — to the photographic artist?

 • • • • •

This brings us back to the image I posted at the top of the page.  It started as another one of those “lines, curves and shadows” photos that geometry-lovers go for.  But there wasn’t enough there for me.  Frankly, I thought it was boring.  So I got an old boot from our garage, took a number of photos of it, and pasted the “best one” onto the steps.

Before

Before

Stepping Out (Asheville, NC)

After

Even if you don’t particularly care for the image, you must admit that the boot invites you to think about the backstory.  Once you notice the boot, you can hardly stop your mind from asking, what happened here?  It may not add up to anything coherent, but it has more pull than the graphics alone.

This, however, comes at a cost.  My photoshop work violates the convention of helping the viewer distinguish artistic expression from ordinary reality.  The boot transforms a straightforward geometric study into a enigmatic, possibly-documentary image.  The viewer does not know — and is not told — whether this is reality, fiction or “based on a true story.”  Once again, the Whoopi photo, though contrived, is more transparent in its production than this image.

Let’s take this a step further (pun noted).  If I were Annie Liebovitz, I would have had my assistant bring a boot to the scene, maybe even a boxful of them, and ask her to place a boot on one of the steps, or what-the-hell just throw the whole box down the stairway and let them land as they may.  Then I would take the photo.  Would this production be more “legitimate” in the eyes of the viewer than using photoshop?  If so, why?  Is it because “something happened” in the former case and “nothing really happened” in the latter?

• • • • •

Tears (Man Ray)

Tears
(Man Ray)

Man Ray is considered to be avant-garde.  Yet his photographs are conventional, in the sense that it is easy for viewers to distinguish embellishment vs. reality.

Jon Stewart of the Daily Show has been called a prophet.  Yet his humor is also conventional in the sense that it is easy for viewers for distinguish his satire and absurd premises from reality.

Then there is (or was) Andy Kaufman, who wrote the book on blurring lines.

Andy Kaufman with a Pearl EarringPhotography needs an Andy Kaufman, someone whose work lays to rest, once and for all, the notion that photos must either depict reality or abstraction and nothing in between.  We need this kind of breakthrough so that viewers will be able to see a boot on the stairstep as an artistic flourish rather than a deception and boats on the lake as brushstrokes instead of bogus.

I’m optimistic that one day we will see an Andy Kaufman of photography, a master of the blurred line, who will make creative photographs no more threatening to our sense of time and reality than the paintings of Picasso, Duchamp and Dali.

Until then, photographers shoot and adjust and edit, and some of us express our doubts  whether what we do is art or artifice, real or tangled, craft or craftiness, treasure or trash.

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* Photos like Whoopi have other issues.  Today, a professional, creative photo is often a technical/theatrical production that can take hours (if not days) to set up — in contrast to the 100ths-of-a-second instant it purports to be.  Such vastly different but coexisting time scales can create cognitive dissonance in the viewer.  One can ask of Whoopi, is this photo a moment in time or not?  There is no simple answer.
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Saltines

I have been married for over forty years.  When you have been with anyone for that length of time, you inevitably develop a set of tropes.  A trope is a kind of shorthand that captures a well-known story, idea or situation in a word or two, so you don’t have to retell the whole thing.  One trope that my wife and I often use is Best Friends for Frances, from the title of a children’s book we read to Peter and Emily long ago.  These days, when I say to my wife, “Best Friends for Frances“, it is my way of reminding her that one has to be careful around friends who might not be so nice to you as you are to them.

[The ironic part of this — and I should use a footnote here instead of brackets but tonight I am too lazy to follow that convention — the irony is that the Russell Hoban story involving perfidious friends was not Best Friends for Frances but rather A Bargain for Frances, wherein Thelma tricks Frances into buying her worthless tea set.  Even so, my wife and I have found that saying Best Friends for Frances is a useful trope, especially when you put air-quotes around Best Friends.]

Well anyway.  The trope that is the subject of this blog is SaltinesSaltines is itself short for Saltines and Rocks.  If I may explain.  When I was, oh, six years old maybe, there was an older kid (two years older) who lived across the street.  His name was Ricky, and he had friends named Kevin and Walter.  Ricky also had a cool treehouse in his backyard.  Being with Ricky and his friends in his treehouse, it was like a club.  One day — maybe the only time I was there, who knows — I told Ricky and Kevin I would go home and bring back a snack for us to eat in the clubhouse.

I went home and got a packet of Premium saltines from the bottom cupboard where Mom always kept them, and then I crossed the street and headed back into Ricky’s backyard, saltines in hand.  I had barely entered his backyard when I was suddenly hit in the head by something.  I reached up to my forehead and there was this reddish-brownish smeary stuff there.  I started crying and ran home.  They were throwing rocks at me.

Lessons you learn when you are six years old last for a long, long time.  I can still feel the stitches on my forehead.   Saltines and rocks.  Best friends for Craig.

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