Hello out there. I’ve been thinking. My sentences? Too long. Way too long. Too many subordinate clauses. Too many fancy words. Like “subordinate.” And “clause.”
I’m no professor. Why talk like one? Really. Three, four words max. It’s all you need. Word, word, word, period. There you go. Long sentences suck. Short ones rock.
And paragraphs. Don’t get me started. A waste of time. Space too. Just look at Tolstoy. No minimalist, he. War and Peace? Thirteen hundred pages. Way too long. Get real. Bolkonsky, Drubetskoy, Kutuzov, Rostova. Four paragraphs right there. Oh, my eyelids.
So, concise is nice. So long, long.